Texas Hold'Em sucks! Play this new variant instead. Here are the rules:

• The game follows the same structure as Texas Hold'Em.
• All deuces and sevens are wild. This introduces eight wild cards to the game.
• However, your hand can only use one wild card. If you are holding A T 7 2 5, your hand is a pair of aces, with a T 5 2 kicker.
• The wild card cannot imitate a suit other than it's own, so the deuce of hearts could never be the Ace of spaces.
• This is the most important rule of them all; a natural hand will it's equivalent synthetic hand. If a Bob has A 2 3 4 5 (natural straight), and Alice has A 2 3 7 5 (synthetic straight), Bob will win as his hand does not utilize a wild card.